i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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