i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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