elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The adults are the big ones right?
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