I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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