Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Just cropdusted the office
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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