idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Floor bacon is actually really good
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Randomize
