turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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