It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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