six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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