i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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