wake up i wanna do it froggy style
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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