Fuck appropriateness.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
