i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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