Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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