so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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