You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
