Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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