this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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