I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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