i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I would ride that face into the sunset
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