We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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