you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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