This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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