I'm going to jail i love you
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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