Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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