soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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