Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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