Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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