i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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