she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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