that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
