maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
