im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
