Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
He has the fingertips of a God
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