she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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