he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
