Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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