GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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