i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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