Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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