if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
she was so not down for the gang bang
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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