So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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