Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
he's gonorrhea incarnate
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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