So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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