Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm bleeding and have questions
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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