I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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