Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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