can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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