We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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