So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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