return my video game
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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