I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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