No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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