Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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