She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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