There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just forgot I was standing up.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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