do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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