Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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